Things that are more entertaining than KC Sports Radio Right Now

Posted this about a week ago after listening to Petro, Kurtis and the others circle jerk for about 2 hours one afternoon.  What follows is just as un-entertaining, but smells slightly less like diarrhea.

All under the hash tag: #ThingsThatAreMoreEntertainingThanKCSportsRadioRightNow

• Brian McRae reading phone numbers for taxi cab services out of the phone book.
• Watching Mike Sweeney drink Tequila and then eat cookies and milk.
• @dereklarson: Looking back at Chuck Knoblauch’s time in KC.
• Nelson Atkins Art Exhibit entitled “Rounding Third: The Billy Butler Story”
• @dereklarson: Unsalted Saltines.
• @FakeRyanLefebvr: me retelling Bryan Pena’s escape from cuba.. again
• “The Decision… Pie or Pie…” By Soren Petro
• Contractually Obligated ESPN Dick Sucking
• Blog entry entitled “So what DOES Fake Ned Yost do all day, anyway?”
• “One Shot, One Opportunity” a new book by Eduardo Villacis
• The Bible, as read by Shaq.
• An 8-part essay by Dayton Moore: “Why we switched the bullpens”
• The 98 fake Royals Twitter accounts.
• Watching rich people drink in the Diamond Club
• Tornado sirens.
• “Humility” a series of poems by Kevin Seitzer
• Brainstorming meeting “Other shit we can put Frank White’s Face on”
• Tim Scott.
• Getting “gold farmed” by Zack Greinke’s #WOW character.
• Book “How to be a success in radio” by @bobfescoe
• Instructional video on blocking home plate by Brayan Pena.
• Counting @getnickwright ‘s nose hairs… 1,000… 1,001… 1,002…
• Gary Lezak shopping for slacks.
• Questions featuring @nate_bukaty
• Farting Contests.