Does Billy Butler sweat while going up stairs?

Joel Goldberg, the sideline reporter for the Kansas City Royals, has provided the Royals fanbase a wealth of entertaining moments through the years. These moments have both been intentional and unintentional.

But if you’re a Royals fan, reading his daily tweets on twitter is a must. He commonly tweets information about the team, lineups and other fun things throughout the day. On Tuesday, he asked his twitter viewers the following:

@goldbergkc: Going to answer Twitter questions tonight on #Royals Live. Submit away!

Well… Fake Ned felt obliged to offer some questions that inquiring minds want to know…

Questions for Joel Goldberg:

  • What’s it like to be SO awesome? Does it hurt?
  • What is the square root of 923?
  • Worse decision, PH Dyson or New Coke?
  • Why do you drive on parkway and park on driveway?
  • What does Denny Matthews smell like? I’m betting old spice.
  • Better job, yours or Tim Scott’s? Worse job, yours or Tim’s?
  • How drunk was Paul Rudd? Did his tongue in your ear hurt?
  • What color cumber bunt goes with a pink dress?
  • You know nobody watches the West Coast games, right?
  • Are you regretting opening up questions to twitter?
  • How about now?
  • What does HTML stand for?
  • How do you cure Herpes? #ForAFriend
  • Where’s the best tranny’s in San Diego? #ForAFriend#NotRyan
  • Does Billy Butler sweat while going up stairs?
  • Will you sign my yearbook?
  • Are all TV guys giant douchebags?
  • Can I borrow $5?
  • From @ufc4: How much wood woulda woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
  • Can SuperFan Chris sleep in your car?
  • What would you do about the water levy situation?
  • Have you ever had CarSoup? It tastes like shit.
  • It burns when I pee, that’s normal, right?
  • How did you celebrate #CanadaDay?

Well, apparently, Joel DID take questions on the broadcast Tuesday, but failed to answer ANY of our questions. C’mon Joel. Inquiring minds want to know!!

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2 Responses to Inquiring Minds… The Twitter Bomb of Joel Goldberg

  1. Brian (Indep., MO) says:

    awesome.

  2. Ed Weissenbach says:

    Chris you are a funny and clever guy!

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