Farewell to the Fieldhouse

This column first appeared in the Platte County Landmark. I don’t know what it is, but I always seem to have a soft spot in my heart for special locations. Whenever I travel to Las Vegas, there’s a special hot… (READ MORE)

Stuck In The Middle With You

This column first appeared in the Platte County Landmark, the week of October 2, 2017. It seems more and more every day that I am an enigma. Everyone seems to be picking sides, like the world’s meanest game of playground… (READ MORE)

My One Day Surfing Career… The Story… Coming Soon…

Last Friday, I decided to try my hand at body surfing in the Pacific Ocean at Huntington Beach.  It turns out it will be the only day I’m going surfing. I suffered an injury while surfing that left me injured… (READ MORE)

Fake Ned Jumps The Shark… (Again)

I’m honestly not doing this on purpose, but it seems that the world can’t get enough of Fake Ned. It all started with my trading bra shots with my lovely and talented co-host on the Rambling Morons Podcast, @LaurieJenn …. (READ MORE)

#HateWeek – My Day As A KU Fan #kubball #Mizzou

It’s Hate Week. And if you don’t know what that means, then you obviously aren’t a fan or MU or KU, or you have a mental disorder. Hate Week meant to me that I’m liable to lose my shit a… (READ MORE)

Pissed About Frank White?

It was announced by Fox Sports Kansas City and the Kansas City Royals this morning that Frank White, Royals Hall of Famer will not be retained in the broadcast crew for 2012 Royals Baseball. For those of us who appreciated… (READ MORE)

Fake Ned Minute – September 18, 2011

Starting (as in, this is my first and possibly will be more) a weekly segment as an homage to Jack’s Smack called the “Fake Ned Minute” for Troy’s Royalman Report every Sunday night. I will post the text of these… (READ MORE)

The Kyle Davies Drinking Game #DaviesDrinkingGame

According to Danny Parkins, here is the Kyle Davies Drinking Game for his start on July 25, 2011: Step 1 – Get a Designated Driver if you’re drinking alcohol. Kyle Davies is statistically the worst starting pitcher in the history… (READ MORE)


We’ve reached that point in nearly every Royals season in the past 15 years where it’s over. It seems like it came later this year than in years past, but it really hasn’t. It seems like we were in it… (READ MORE)

What The Fuck Was That? My Day Moving Mountains

Let me try to summarize my day in  one word. Surreal.   You say you want a revolution? Well, you know, we ALL want to change the world. Doesn’t that Beatles song go on to blame the Royals for the… (READ MORE)