This column first appeared in the Platte County Landmark.
I don’t know what it is, but I always seem to have a soft spot in my heart for special locations. Whenever I travel to Las Vegas, there’s a special hot dog stand at New York, New York casino that reminds me of my wife. […]
This column first appeared in the Platte County Landmark, the week of October 2, 2017.
It seems more and more every day that I am an enigma. Everyone seems to be picking sides, like the world’s meanest game of playground kickball. Lining up on the right are those aligned with certain ideologies, and they seem […]
I suffered an injury while surfing that left me injured and in the hospital for several days.
I’m feeling better, but not completely healed […]
I’m honestly not doing this on purpose, but it seems that the world can’t get enough of Fake Ned.
It all started with my trading bra shots with my lovely and talented co-host on the Rambling Morons Podcast, @LaurieJenn
. Clearly my bosoms were so magical, it set off a chain reaction that the […]
It’s Hate Week. And if you don’t know what that means, then you obviously aren’t a fan or MU or KU, or you have a mental disorder.
Hate Week meant to me that I’m liable to lose my shit a couple of times in the week, and Tuesday night, I had a doozy. Here’s an […]
It was announced by Fox Sports Kansas City and the Kansas City Royals this morning that Frank White, Royals Hall of Famer will not be retained in the broadcast crew for 2012 Royals Baseball.
For those of us who appreciated Frank’s candor and awkward giggles at Ryan’s jokes, we should try to do something […]
Starting (as in, this is my first and possibly will be more) a weekly segment as an homage to Jack’s Smack called the “Fake Ned Minute” for Troy’s Royalman Report every Sunday night.
I will post the text of these Special Commentaries here on Rambling Morons on Monday’s.
Here is my first one. Would […]
According to Danny Parkins, here is the Kyle Davies Drinking Game for his start on July 25, 2011:
Step 1 – Get a Designated Driver if you’re drinking alcohol. Kyle Davies is statistically the worst starting pitcher in the history of baseball. You. Will. Get. Drunk. Drink responsibly 1 Base Single or Walk […]
We’ve reached that point in nearly every Royals season in the past 15 years where it’s over. It seems like it came later this year than in years past, but it really hasn’t. It seems like we were in it a little bit longer than years past, but we weren’t. It seems like my faith […]
Let me try to summarize my day in one word. Surreal.
You say you want a revolution? Well, you know, we ALL want to change the world.
Doesn’t that Beatles song go on to blame the Royals for the Revolver album?