This column first appeared in the Platte County Landmark.
I don’t know what it is, but I always seem to have a soft spot in my heart for special locations. Whenever I travel to Las Vegas, there’s a special hot dog stand at New York, New York casino that reminds me of my wife. […]
First published in the Platte County Landmark from February 15, 2017
One of the bestest things about our new Presedent has been the relaxed form of convarsation that has occurred since taking orfice. Presedent Trump is a man of the people, and his cabinet is to. As such, you have already sean how reel America […]
It does seem like ages ago, doesn’t it?
One of my favorite shows and upcoming stars is Katie Nolan and her show Garbage Time on FS1. She’s been doing web-content for years, and it’s great to see her finally rise to fame.
As part of a promotion for Reebok, she asked random New Yorkers who […]
I miss Katie Horner.
For those of you new to the area or if you’re not a fan of Kansas City weather, Katie Horner was a meteorologist for Channel 5 here in town a few years ago. This was back in the NEWS IN YOUR FACE era of local news and Channel […]
My best friend and I have an ongoing argument – it’s been going on for 25 years. He has a host of movies that he thinks are funny. They include several Adam Sandler movies – not the shitty ones now, but the classics. Happy Gilmore. Billy Madison. And then other “classics” like Zoolander and Tommy […]
SOCHI: Olympic promoters today made an alteration to their programming at the last minute to make a stunning and eye-watering tribute to one of America’s most beloved broadcasters. Bob Costas, who has been crippled by a pink eye infection, bravely battled through it during last night’s broadcast opening of the 2014 Olympic Games. In response, […]
T’was the day before Christmas, when day drinking is fine. Fuck, I need to buy presents! Get me Amazon on the line!
The stockings were sweaty, cuz I sweat when I nap. And all you people care about is that Duck Dynasty crap.
The children! The children! Where the hell are […]
By now you’ve seen it, heard it, watched it and probably participated in a water cooler conversation about it. The Missouri State Fair Rodeo Clown has been the hot topic across the Midwest and the country this week.
You should already know the particulars. A Rodeo Clown dressed in a […]
Reprinted from the Rambling Moron Column at the Platte County Landmark.
THE FIRST STEP TOWARD RECOVERY
It begins about 8 p.m. every night. Just as I am whisking my kid off to his nightly bath. I give it a glance. Maybe shoot a witty update out there. Once he’s done and I’m […]
Goddamnit. What a horrible year we’ve had. This town needs something to get excited about.
We’re done with 2012. Done. This is a new year. Kansas City sports fans need to turn the page. Get 2013 started off right.
Let’s throw a party.
How about the day before Pitchers and Catchers report to Spring Training? […]