Rambling Morons
Posts by: Fake Ned
So, last month, I was 3 feet away from Han Solo. We were, of course, under strict orders to not mention “Indiana Jones” or “Star Wars.” So, I had to come up with something else to ask the man who famously returned an “I love you” from Princess Leia with “I know.”
Left with […]
We have crossed over into the surreal. Last month, we all watched in horror as events too impossible for a summer movie blockbuster played out on our television screens, our radios and our computers. The images were indelible and heartbreaking.
While we all had seen events such as these play out before – […]
Every year, my son and I pick one weekend to go on a “Man-cation” with the added benefit of leaving my wife alone for a weekend that she doesn’t have to cook and clean and do all of the other wonderful things that she does for us.
For my son and I, we look forward […]
I am a sucker for good ideas.
And we have a lot of good ideas. Sliced bread. iPhones. Pornography. All great ideas that have had their moment in the sun. But those ideas do tend to get sucked down by the need to make a buck.
That’s why I like this idea so much.
Brett […]
There’s a tongue in cheek saying you’ll find on message boards and twitter surrounding the Kansas City Royals. It’s “God Hates KC.” The idea is that God has something to do with the miserable, decades-long run of futility by the Royals. After every loss, after every missed pop fly, after every off-season failed move, you’ll […]
Our friends at the Royals Ticketing Office are at it again. We’ve told you about this group’s attempts to outright fleece money from fans using questionable tactics, telemarketing and bait and switching – but now they’re resorting to just shaking fans down for money.
Friday night, at least 20,000 Royals fans piled […]
We’re all heartbroken. Kansas City. Boston. America.
Baseball, rightfully so, is taking a backseat as tanks roll down city streets in Boston.
It dawned on me a couple of inevitable things may be coming down the way soon.
Our Royals are in Boston waiting for some sense of normalcy to be restored. There’s no […]
SWING AND A MISS
Posted 3/22/13
What a terrible day this is in Platte County. I thought you people had a sense of adventure.
Just over a year after its opening, the Shangri La of Sexy Time, the Bed and Breakfast of Boom Boom, the Romantic Getaway Today Inn in downtown Parkville has closed […]
SHARE AND SHARE ALIKE
Posted 3/17/13
I was talking with a friend recently about everything that’s wrong with social networking today. I think it’s great that folks seem to have embraced the idea of technology. Just a few years ago, I would never have dreamed of my mother sharing pictures of her grandchildren […]
If your bracket looks anything like mine, then you’re absolutely ready for Spring Training to end and Baseball Opening Day to get here. We look back at the week that was in Royals Baseball. We still have the best record. How neat is that?! We have some parting shots from our own Sports Reporters and […]
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