Your Cheating Heart…

It's not because your ass is fat.

I can explain.

It’s not what it looks like.

You see, I just flipped over for a couple of minutes and forgot it was on. I’m sorry Steven. I’m sorry Nate. I’m sorry Soren. I’m sorry Doug.

It’s just that his show only cuts into my listening for an hour of each of your show. I’m still yours for 3 hours of the day each. I don’t even like him. He’s got a funny voice and looks like Howdy Doody.

Look. I’ll make it up to you. How about we go out to Vegas this weekend? I’ll bring my 810 App and I’ll listen to Kietzman podcasts the whole weekend. Deal? No?

You’re still mad? I don’t see what the big deal is. I’m a big boy. I can make my own decisions.

Okay. You’re throwing things at me now. You’re ignoring my tweets.

It started as a joke. Mid-mornings in the office. I needed something to listen to and Danny was there. It started as a casual thing. Just a few minutes here and there. He had an interesting take on Kyle Davies. He mentioned a couple of my tweets on air.

Then the #DaviesDrinkingGame happened and I started to lose control of the situation a little bit. Now I find myself intentionally tuning over to 610 at 9:00 until 11:00 for fear that I’ll miss former major league pitchers call into Danny’s show.

I want to quit. I know it’s wrong. I can stop any time I want.

I still turn back to 810 for the last 3 hours of Petro’s show. So that’s something, right? But I do miss the “Right you are, Doug” joke at 10. Plus, I miss your eyes.

Dammit. What do I do?

Maybe I just wait until #Sept52011.

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