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Squeaky Wheels Should Be Seen and Not Heard

This column appeared in The Platte County Landmark on November 6, 2013. The squeaky wheel gets the grease.  Isn’t that the old saying?  Seems like we’ve been ingrained to complain – or at least speak up – when our needs… (READ MORE)

Rambling Morons… Season 3 – Coming Soon…

We’re back! Well, almost back. And better than ever. We inked some deals last night to bring back the Rambling Morons Cavalcade of Stars (Podcast, for short).  This will be a continuation of the Award-Winning* podcast we did in 2011… (READ MORE)

99 Problems, But The Government Ain’t One…

This first appeared in the Platte County Landmark on October 17, 2013. Having kids is great.  At least I think so, because you get to teach them stuff. And it doesn’t even have to be 100% correct as long as… (READ MORE)

Breaking Obnoxious

This column space is typically my place to whine and complain about the current state of the world. There’s always too many issues to complain about and too few adult hotels in downtown Parkville to make it all better, it… (READ MORE)

The Fallen Star

Disclaimer: I write for a newspaper. It is the Platte County Landmark. It is a relatively small, locally owned newspaper that is a fun read. My opinions in this column are my own and do not represent the views of… (READ MORE)

Putting the “Awesome” in ADHD

Originally published in The Platte County Landmark on 9/20/2013: As I write this, I have the Chiefs game on the television. I also have two monitors on my computer and in one window, I have an episode of Breaking Bad… (READ MORE)

We Can Twerk It Out

Holy cow, did you see Miley Cyrus the other night? What the hell is happening to our children, and our entertainers? If you missed it, or if you’ve been living under a rock, or if you don’t have the Internet… (READ MORE)

Forcing Tradition

There is a great debate brewing amongst Royals fans about the Garth Brooks song “Friends in Low Places” that’s used in the sixth inning of home Royals games.  There is a growing sentiment that the song should go away.  The… (READ MORE)

The Write To Free Speach… On Facebook

By now you’ve seen it, heard it, watched it and probably participated in a water cooler conversation about it. The Missouri State Fair Rodeo Clown has been the hot topic across the Midwest and the country this week. You should… (READ MORE)

Cocktails at the Silver Screen

For some reason this summer, I’ve gone to a lot of movies. I’ve had to travel some for business, so I’d catch a flick here or there, and then there’ve been quite a few good ones my family and I… (READ MORE)