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Fake Ned Minute – October 2, 2011

As heard on the Royalman Report, Sundays Live and on Stitcher Radio on Mondays. This week’s FN Minute is on the abrupt, cruel end to the 2011 Baseball Season.  

An Open Letter to Danny Parkins…

You, my friend, are a puzzle. Here you are. Clearly a fish out of water. Clearly with some talent and clearly with some modest success. But there’s still something wrong. Still something missing. Is it the fact that you’re seven… (READ MORE)

Fake Ned Minute – September 28, 2011

A special edition of the Fake Ned Minute – for the last day of the regular season. Well, it’s the last day of the season for Royals fans. Fake Ned Minute – Special Edition – Wednesday September 28, 2011 So… (READ MORE)

Danny Parkins Is So White…

The genesis is irrelevant. It began, as most great Twitter hashtags do, out of the blue, out of left field, from the black lagoon. Regardless, it happened. Deal with it. ┬áHere’s a summary of some of the best from last… (READ MORE)

Fake Ned Minute – September 18, 2011

Starting (as in, this is my first and possibly will be more) a weekly segment as an homage to Jack’s Smack called the “Fake Ned Minute” for Troy’s Royalman Report every Sunday night. I will post the text of these… (READ MORE)

An Open Letter to Anyone Not Named Mike McCartney

(Editor’s Note: If your name is Mike McCartney, stop reading now. I mean it. Stop.) Billy Crystal once famously told a story about his first trip to Yankees Stadium and when he first heard legendary PA Announcer Bob Sheppard and… (READ MORE)

#CountryBreakfast interviewed about… #CountryBreakfast

From Royals Radio 8/4/2011 – All rights reserved by Royals Radio Network. Billy Butler Royals Pregame Country Breakfast Remember that #CountryBreakfast shirts are on sale. Click HERE for information on where to buy!! Proceeds from these shirts go to Billy’s… (READ MORE)

On Country Breakfast and Streetball…

Because historians will look on this weekend as the days the Royals’ fortune changed, I feel compelled to document what exactly happened in Boston and carried into Cleveland. It started, as most Royals stories do, with a fuckup. It was… (READ MORE)

The Perfect Day…

Blog post that was written 4 years ago July 25, 2007, then lost… then found… CHAPTER 1 We were so excited to see the fireworks. Every Friday, the Royals shoot fireworks off after their games. I had finally, after many… (READ MORE)