There’s an old saying, that “a dog who lives in a small backyard will continually be stepping in his own shit.”
Actually, I’m lying. There’s no such saying. But there should be. And it’s possible that could be a Rexism on the Royals Broadcasts.
The Royals Front Office continues to make a pile of lemon rinds out of lemonade with their Broadcast team the past several months. To briefly recap:
- Frank White was ousted in a very public, very messy divorce from the Royals.
- Ryan Lefebvre attemped to sneak out the back door while interviewing for the Minnesota Twins vacant radio job.
- Denny Matthews is nearing an inevitable retirement and has scaled back his play-by-play duties significantly.
- Team hires two new guys from the Angels organization, Steve Physioc and Rex Hudler and feedback has been horribly negative on “The Huddog” so far. To the point where he’s been reportedly talked to by management once about his performance.
- Broadcast teams have been shuffled on the spring training games and the opening series with HOF’er Denny Matthews only doing Opening Night in Anaheim.
Broadcasting the Royals used to be a 4-man job, 2 guys on the radio and two guys on the Television, and now has turned into a cluster fuck of humanity. Here’s your 40-man roster for the Royals broadcasting for 2012:
- Denny Matthews (R) – Baseball Hall of Famer, broadcaster since the team’s inception in 1969.
- Ryan Lefebvre (R,T) – Lover of all things Minnesota, broadcaster for the team for 14 years.
- Steve Stewart (R) – Score update guy for past several years and also does some play-by-play.
- Bob Davis (R,T) – The ABSOLUTE BEST BROADCASTER IN THE BUSINESS, oh, wait. He’s actually just kinda okay.
- Steve Physioc (T,R) – New to the team after broadcasting for the Angels for years.
- Rex Hudler (T,R) – Words don’t need to be said here. But have been said here.
Everyone with both an “R” and a “T” has done the Radio and Television broadcasts so far this year.
Feedback from those watching closely have been negative about the personalities, the performance and the execution of the radio and television broadcasts.
Luckily, you’ve got me. Here’s several ways to fix it:
- From this point forward, pick your teams and stay with them the rest of the season. Substitute only when Denny needs time off. Those teams should be:
- Radio: Denny Matthews, Bob Davis, Steve Stewart – This is your three man booth. Say what you will about Bob, but Royals on Radio should be nostalgic and nothing says nostalgia like Denny and Bob talking about Steve Balboni.
- Television: Steve Physioc, Rex Hudler, Ryan Lefebvre – This is your three man booth. Ideally, this should only be two people. Ryan and Steve are both outstanding play-by-play guys, but Denny is taking 51 games off this year should drop that booth down to 2 for a third of the season.
- Steve and Rex worked together in California for a decade. This type of familiarity is baked in and you should maximize it.
- Ryan becomes your automatic fill in for Denny when he retires in a few years. Physioc becomes your play-by-play guy on TV for years.
- People need to know who they’ll get when they turn on the TV or Radio. This shell game of “hide the Rex” is not going to work for people.
I just mentioned to someone on twitter that Royals fans are amongst the most cynical, negative fans that you can find. We just saw Jonathan Broxton hit TWO CONSECUTIVE BATTERS TO LOSE A GAME!! We’ve seen this movie a hundred times. What you don’t want is to make this worse by screwing up the broadcasts worse than you’ve already done.
Stabilize this boat and hope these guys hit their stride before the All-Star Break.
If these guys can crack the hard outer shell of a Royals fan, we’ll love them forever.