Ode to Katie Horner

I miss Katie Horner. For those of you new to the area or if you’re not a fan of Kansas City weather, Katie Horner was a meteorologist for Channel 5 here in town a few years ago. This was back… (READ MORE)



My best friend and I have an ongoing argument – it’s been going on for 25 years. He has a host of movies that he thinks are funny. They include several Adam Sandler movies – not the shitty ones now,… (READ MORE)

Sochi Olympic Promoters Make Stunning Tribute to Broadcasting Icon

SOCHI: Olympic promoters today made an alteration to their programming at the last minute to make a stunning and eye-watering tribute to one of America’s most beloved broadcasters. Bob Costas, who has been crippled by a pink eye infection, bravely… (READ MORE)

A Rambling Morons Christmas

T’was the day before Christmas, when day drinking is fine. Fuck, I need to buy presents! Get me Amazon on the line! The stockings were sweaty, cuz I sweat when I nap. And all you people care about is that… (READ MORE)

The Write To Free Speach… On Facebook

By now you’ve seen it, heard it, watched it and probably participated in a water cooler conversation about it. The Missouri State Fair Rodeo Clown has been the hot topic across the Midwest and the country this week. You should… (READ MORE)

The First Step Towards Recovery

Reprinted from the Rambling Moron Column at the Platte County Landmark. THE FIRST STEP TOWARD RECOVERY  Posted 1/19/13 It begins about 8 p.m. every night. Just as I am whisking my kid off to his nightly bath. I give it a glance…. (READ MORE)

Spring Training Party – February 10 4:00 – Major League

Goddamnit. What a horrible year we’ve had. This town needs something to get excited about. We’re done with 2012. Done. This is a new year. Kansas City sports fans need to turn the page. Get 2013 started off right. Let’s… (READ MORE)

Missouri Comets Media Night Recap

INDEPENDENCE, MO — I was asked to participate in the Missouri Comets Media Night soccer game at halftime of their match between the Comets and the Syracuse Silver Knights.  The Comets won 17-9. But clearly the highlight of the night… (READ MORE)

It’s Time…

I contribute a weekly column to the Platte County Landmark under the “Rambling Moron” name. It’s a great Northland Newspaper and well worth a subscription. The following is an copy of my article which appeared in the 11/16/12 edition – printed with permission…. (READ MORE)

Point / Counterpoint – Chris Kamler vs. Fake Ned


We’ve got an exclusive interview here at Rambling Morons with two legends of the Internet. Chris Kamler, famed Foursquare user and IT guru along with Internet Fan-lebrity “Fake Ned” both agreed to sit down with Rambling Morons to talk about… (READ MORE)