Author Archive: Fake Ned

Moment of Silence… My Accident in 8 Parts… Parts 6-8: When, Then and Within

Editor’s Note: While I was vacationing in California over the September 14th weekend, I had a surfing accident. The incident changed my life, possibly forever. As part of this, I decided to write about the accident, the events preceding and… (READ MORE)

Moment of Silence… My Accident in 8 Parts… Part 5: Heroes

Editor’s Note: While I was vacationing in California over the September 14th weekend, I had a surfing accident. The incident changed my life, possibly forever. As part of this, I decided to write about the accident, the events preceding and… (READ MORE)

Moment of Silence… My Accident in 8 Parts… Part 4: Luck

Editor’s Note: While I was vacationing in California over the September 14th weekend, I had a surfing accident. The incident changed my life, possibly forever. As part of this, I decided to write about the accident, the events preceding and… (READ MORE)

Moment Of Silence… My Accident in 8 Parts… Parts 1-3

Editor’s Note: While I was vacationing in California over the September 14th weekend, I had a surfing accident. The incident changed my life, possibly forever. As part of this, I decided to write about the accident, the events preceding and… (READ MORE)

My One Day Surfing Career… The Story… Coming Soon…

Last Friday, I decided to try my hand at body surfing in the Pacific Ocean at Huntington Beach.  It turns out it will be the only day I’m going surfing. I suffered an injury while surfing that left me injured… (READ MORE)

Chiefs Marketing Challenges Fans To “Have Facts Straight”

When you work for the Chiefs marketing program, it’s got to be a rough and tumble job.  I mean, one minute you’re getting chewed out for leaving gum wrappers on the steps, another minute you’re trying to put money into… (READ MORE)

Tips for a Political Scandal – Reprinted from the Platte County Landmark

I contribute a weekly column to the Platte County Landmark under the “Rambling Moron” name. It’s a great Northland Newspaper and well worth a subscription. The following is an copy of my article which appeared in the 8/10/12 edition – printed with permission…. (READ MORE)

Customer Service Isn’t Dead – Reprinted from the Platte County Landmark

I contribute a weekly column to the Platte County Landmark under the “Rambling Moron” name. It’s a great Northland Newspaper and well worth a subscription. The following is an copy of my article which appeared in the 7/22/12 edition – printed with permission…. (READ MORE)

Rambling Morons Podcast, Season 2 Episode 2 – Olympics Wrap-Up

The Morons met once again this week to recap the 2012 London Olympics, who was getting laid and who was making inappropriate images. Catch the YouTube version below, and subscribe to our iTunes feed for the audio version of the… (READ MORE)

Is Tweet Comparing Olympian to Lawn Furniture Over The Line?

There’s been a lot of heated discussion about a number of elements of the Olympics over the past week, from the coverage by NBC to the goofy questions by Andrea Kremer to how London is doing hosting – with this… (READ MORE)