Author Archive: Fake Ned

An Idiot’s Guide To Watching and Listening to the Royals

It’s that time of year again for the flowers to bloom, the skirts to start coming out and for the Royals to start showing up on Television or Radio.  And just like those short skirts, you have to be smart… (READ MORE)

Luke Hochevar – It’s So Hard To Say Goodbye

Kansas City Royals Pitcher, Luke Hochevar, was demoted to the bullpen on March 14, 2013. It is a date that many of us looked forward to. And many of us were dreading. Hochevar has been an enigma wrapped inside of… (READ MORE)

The K Replay – Episode 2 – It’s So Hard To Say Goodbye

The K Replay is designed to be your one stop shop for all Royals news withough wasting an entire 5 hour afternoon. On this week’s episode, we talk about the demotion of Luke Hochevar to the Bullpen and yet the… (READ MORE)

Athletes For Peace

ATHLETES FOR CHANGE  Posted 3/8/13 Dennis Rodman went to North Korea and met with Kim Jong Un last week. They took in a basketball game and reportedly talked politics and culture. There were also reports they “partied” together with Rodman… (READ MORE)

New Podcast – The K Replay – Episode 1

Decided to start a new Royals Podcast.  Before you groan and just turn the page, let me tell you that it’ll be unlike any of the other dozen Royals Podcasts around.  First… it’s not 5 hours long and the only… (READ MORE)

Mayor of Twitter

Reprinted from the Rambling Moron Column at the Platte County Landmark. If you walk walk into any bookstore and head into the section on “Business Management.” You’ll find hundreds of titles ranging from “Top Dog” to “7 Habits.” Millions of words and… (READ MORE)

Fake Ned’s 2013 Royals Prediction

Reprinted from the Rambling Moron Column at the Platte County Landmark. PREDICTIONS: YOST GETS FIRED; TEAM FINISHES 80-82  Posted 2/14/13 Spring Training is here. No more talk of rushing yards or zone defenses. Talk now turns to “How does he look?” and… (READ MORE)

A Tweetalong with Platte City Police

Reprinted from the Rambling Moron Column at the Platte County Landmark. A TWEETALONG WITH PLATTE CITY POLICE  Posted 2/14/13 Over the past several months, the Kansas City Police Department has allowed Twitter-enabled citizens do “ride alongs” with them and describe the action… (READ MORE)

Royals Ticketing Woes Continue

A few weeks ago, we told you about some unique opportunities the Royals were using to sell tickets.  Well, now the ticket office has moved from telemarketing to outright bait and switching. This morning, many of us were greeted in… (READ MORE)

Party Like It’s 1949, Iran

Reprinted from the Rambling Moron Column at the Platte County Landmark. HEY IRAN, PARTY LIKE IT’S 1949  Posted 2/2/13 It was announced this week that Iran has sent its first monkey into space. The Iranian Ministry of Defense announced that a small… (READ MORE)