Author Archive: Fake Ned

Inquiring Minds… The Twitter Bomb of Joel Goldberg

Joel Goldberg, the sideline reporter for the Kansas City Royals, has provided the Royals fanbase a wealth of entertaining moments through the years. These moments have both been intentional and unintentional. But if you’re a Royals fan, reading his daily… (READ MORE)

Danny Parkins Doesn’t Know Shit About KC BBQ

Danny Parkins, the mid-day host on 610 Sports has only been in town a couple of months. It’s tough to be a new kid in a strange city. The local customs are odd. We speak in different dialects. We reference… (READ MORE)

Kansas City Radio Wars… Day 12

I fully recognize that using the term “War” throws shame and insult to those who are actually fighting real wars, but “Radio Showdown” seems trite. So indulge me. It’s already been an interesting campaign. Since my “Open Letter” which was… (READ MORE)

The Internet is Fucking Up Radio (And Here’s Why)

This blog post is about money. This blog post is about listeners. This blog post is about you. You’re doing it wrong. Statistically, more and more listeners are tuning in on the Internet. It’s how I listen to Sports Radio… (READ MORE)

You Stay Classy, Kansas City – A 610 Sports Victory Lap?

As has been widely reported, the Kansas City Radio Wars are real and they are starting to amass shrapnel. I received a copy of an internal Entercom e-mail that seems to indicate 610 Sports is taking a victory lap. After… (READ MORE)

Is Being Under-Quoted Being Misquoted?

There are two lethal accusations you can put on a journalist. The first is plagarism and the second is to prove that a write misquoted you. Nowadays, most journalists have audio recording devices and record interviews they conduct, so it’s… (READ MORE)

Remember When Your Mom Joined Facebook? Kietz Joins Twitter

Yeah, I may have screwed the pooch here. The events of the past week have resulted in a couple of immediate changes to the landscape of Sports Radio. It seems to me that they are blogging more. Frank Boal even… (READ MORE)

David Glass: Why We All Hate You

Last month, I was privledged enough to participate in “Blog Your Way to the K.” Ironically, I didn’t actually start my blog until this week. I assume I got in through some sort of clerical error. Be that as it… (READ MORE)

The Kietzman Suggestion Box…

In Kevin Kietzman’s monologue during the 2:00 hour on Wednesday, he asked for suggestions on his program. Several callers called in and offered very little criticism. Rather, they heaped praise on KK. I find this curious, but that’s not the… (READ MORE)

What The Fuck Was That? My Day Moving Mountains

Let me try to summarize my day in  one word. Surreal.   You say you want a revolution? Well, you know, we ALL want to change the world. Doesn’t that Beatles song go on to blame the Royals for the… (READ MORE)