Author Archive: Chris

Introducing Season 1 Podcast


It’s been a while since I did a little podcasting and I think I’ve finally come up with a valiant enough idea and an intelligent enough co-host to give it a shot. Season 1 Podcast is going to look at… (READ MORE)

Almost Immediately


This article first appeared in the Platte County Landmark on October 12, 2016 Close your eyes and count backwards from ten. The period of time you just spent can easily be considered “almost immediately.”> On the morning of October 6,… (READ MORE)

Zooming in on The Donald and The Bush


“Grab them by the pussy.” –Presidential candidate, Donald Trump My first real job was at a casino here in Kansas City North. I was in my early 20’s and I responded to a job fair right after riverboat gambling was legalized… (READ MORE)

On Lying


Originally appeared in the Platte County Landmark It seems like only yesterday – but was, in fact, decades ago. A young Chris Kamler walked behind his mother, who likely had two or three other children in tow either on her… (READ MORE)



Column reprinted from the Platte County Landmark If you’ve ever been in the armed forces, bought groceries, or voted in a Presidential election, you’ve become very familiar with lines. Heck, if you’ve ever been to an amusement park, a really… (READ MORE)



A copy of my column from last week’s Platte County Landmark. You can get a full year of the Landmark delivered weekly for only $15. Call 816-858-2313 and ask for the Fake Ned special. It’s been a terrible week for… (READ MORE)

July 10, 2016 – Headline: The Exhale at Dealey Plaza

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Editor’s Note: We traveled forward in time 48 hours to file this report. –DALLAS, Tx, July 10, 2016 Man must evolve for all human conflict a method which rejects revenge, aggression and retaliation. The foundation of such a method is love…. (READ MORE)

Give and Take


The headlines become worse and worse each day. Almost as if there is a warped contest that has grown out of control. I have no idea how to fix the issues facing society today. I don’t even know what to do… (READ MORE)

Who Won The World Series Last Year?? NY vs. KC

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It does seem like ages ago, doesn’t it? One of my favorite shows and upcoming stars is Katie Nolan and her show Garbage Time on FS1. She’s been doing web-content for years, and it’s great to see her finally rise… (READ MORE)

Anniversary: Blog Your Way to the K


Five years ago, the Royals stepped out of their traditionally tight control of their message and turned it over to a rag-tag group of bloggers. For a night. It was 2011, and the Royals were in the midst of an… (READ MORE)