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Grading the KC Sports Media On Twitter

by Fake Ned on July 14, 2011 at 9:42 am
Posted In: Journalism, Sports Radio

Twitter has become the place to share and generate information for fans. It’s also a great way to share a live event such as a Royals or Chiefs game.

The Kansas City Sports Media has a good start in the Twittersphere, but there is more work to be done. It’s been a great place to also watch the #RadioWars first hand.

I wanted to take this lull in the sports year and grade the KC Sports Media on their use of Twitter. The “grades” will cover a couple of benchmarks that I believe are important in how the media should use twitter:

  • Break stories or spread breaking stories.
  • Share sports news
  • Interact with fans, listeners and other media members (as well as debate haters)
  • Be entertaining
The “gold standard” for Media twitter use is @KrisKetz who would get an A+ were he to be graded in this post. Anyone media member wanting to learn to use Twitter should simply read his tweets daily and try to replicate.  It’s harder than it looks.
With that, here are your 2011 KC Sports Media mid-year grades:

Sports Radio 810 WHB

The Border Patrol – Morning Show - @810borderpatrol

GRADE: A-
Overall, the Border Patrol sets a very high standard for their use of twitter. Steven St. John is frequently active on twitter during live events and Nate Bukaty, Aaron Swarts and Jake Gutierrez are all consistent tweeters.  They are also very active during their show tweeting out links to stories, funny videos as well as pimping upcoming guests by using their twitter handles. A special note that the “After Party” blog on the 810 website for the show is very well put together and put up minutes after (or sometimes during) the show. This blog posts links to stories and podcasts of content on the show.  The Dayton Moore interview they did the other day was up minutes after it was completed.
  • @SSJ_WHB – A – Excellent tweeter. Gets the medium and is very active and will interact frequently with fans.
  • @Nate_Bukaty – B – Does a great job tweeting in general, but could be more active. Would love to see him tweet more from the truck during the Royals games.
  • @jakeguti – B – Has been known to get into a twitter fight or two and is a good, active tweeter.
  • @a_swarts - C – Least active member on twitter. Will occasionally have a good presence.

The Program – Middays – @TheProgramKC

GRADE: B

The Program is the little brother of the morning show when it comes to Twitter. They do all of the same things that the Border Patrol does, just a little bit less of it. From time to time, Petro will be very active on twitter, then go through stretches without posts. My favorite part of the midday show is Doug Stewart. Who tweets irregularly, but when he does, they are must read tweets.

  • Soren Petro – C+ – When Soren is active, he’s very good. Mostly, however, he’s pretty quiet. Recently, his account has only been pimping segments during his show. He rarely interacts with followers. Since his account is also the show’s account, he may find himself wanting to get a personal account at some point to become more opinionated and not have it be “from the station.”
  • Doug Stewart – B+ – One of my favorite follows on twitter. My only knock is that he doesn’t tweet enough. He’s as cuddly as a brillo pad and comes off as a complete dick. I love it. He is willing to discuss anything and everything, but does it in very small doses. That probably only adds to his mystique on twitter.
  • Kurtis Seaboldt – D- It’s not an F only because he has tweeted something in the past but infrequently retweets other content and does not post his own.
  • Craig Brenner – A- Craig really gets what twitter is about. He doesn’t tweet for the show very often, but is very active in the community of twitter. My favorite tweets of Craig’s are during the show, when he should probably be working and he’s tweeting about an upcoming concert or a movie.
  • Pete Enich – N/A Pete thinks Twitter was a hooker he used to bang in the 60′s.
Between The Lines – Afternoon Drive – No Show Account
GRADE: F
The 8,000 pound gorilla in the KC Sports Landscape and they are as familiar with twitter as James Harrison is with tact.  If they wanted to, they could absolutely OWN twitter and social media. But, of course, that’s not how they roll.  Twitter is harder to use from the 16th tee at Falcon Ridge or while grilling at Smoke N Fire.
  • Kevin Kietzman – D He has a twitter account that is only being used to update a show rundown daily. He tried to use it as a more social account a month ago and it turned into an awkward look into the brain of an Overland Park socialite.
  • Todd Leabo – B Note to the guys at the 810 website, his twitter link is wrong on your website. Todd’s tweets are very similar to Doug Stewart’s – too infrequent and always borderline awesome. I get the impression that he reads twitter a lot and picks his spots to jump in and make an impact. He has the potential to be an outstanding tweeter.
  • Danny Clinkscale – D 810′s website has removed any link to Danny’s twitter account and it appears he has abandoned it. He was a fairly consistent tweeter with the personality of a patch of highway in the desert.
Three Guys In A Garage – Nights – @3guysinagarage
GRADE: B
Why doesn’t WHB pump this show more? It’s pretty good. They are great twitter citizens and very active with followers and even non-listeners.


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Fescoe In The Morning – Morning Drive – @bobfescoe

GRADE: A-

These guys, along with 810′s morning show, are setting the bar for twitter use. It’s borderline too much at times, but that’s exactly the type of presence you need. Bob’s show has had people twitter bomb retweets to win Royals tickets and is very active during his show as well as during all other hours of the day. Twitter is featured prominently on their show page and there is clearly a dedication to sharing in the twitter community. Additionally, they have a “tweet of the day” segment with is a great nod to the twitter community.

  • Bob Fescoe – A I don’t listen to Bob’s show regularly, but he is a very strong presence on twitter. He has actually toned his account down in recent months which has made it better. (Are you listening, Fake Ned?) He tweets about his show, he tweets about his life, he tweets about things that piss him off and he will scrap it up with folks online as well. He is as close to the gold standard for twitter use as you can get. Yes. I just threw up in my mouth a little when I read that.
  • Josh Klingler – A Ditto. He does a great job as Bob’s #2 and has his own takes on twitter.
The Danny Parkins Show – Late Mornings – @DannyParkins
GRADE: B+
Danny is still pretty new here and we’ve been pretty hard on his assimilation into the community here at the Rambling Moron. Overall, however, Danny is in many ways one of the most consistent twitter users. He tweets in bursts, like many of us do, and his content is fresh and relevant. He tweets less about his show, but more about other issues and sports news. He is very active in responding to listeners and using tweets in his show. His account is definitely one to watch moving forward.
PS – His show page is lacking many of the cool features of Fescoe’s page.
PPS – Danny, you need to change your avatar off of LeBron. It’s over.
What’s Right With Nick Wright – Afternoon Drive – @getnickwright
GRADE: A-
  • Nick Wright – A Nick is a great twitter follow. He is likely to tweet about just about anything. He is also pretty interesting to follow throughout the day as he is chasing stories, retweeting news and just hammering on folks. If Kietz was as active on twitter as Nick was, his show would almost be tolerable.
  • Mark Carman – C+ It looks like Mark’s twitter account is strictly responding to comments about the show. I honestly don’t follow him, but I’ll start. Might be a good way to get in the side door of the show.
  • EDITOR’S NOTE: Fake Ned fucked up and left off two other members of the Nick Wright Cavalcade of Stars. His pay has been docked and the mistake has been corrected:
  • Jared Carter – B+ Excellent sports takes and just the right amount of content. Jeep enthusiast?? Is that a thing? Only thing keeping him from an A is that the guy whose name is on the show doesn’t think highly enough of him to have his twitter feed on his show page.
  • Carrington Harrison – B+ First off, is there a better radio name that Carrington Harrison? I mean, come the fuck on. Carrington was the one to call me on leaving him off the original article, which means he’s hopelessly addicted to twitter like me. Props for that. His content is good, fresh and does a great job of interacting with his tweeps. Only thing keeping him from an A is that the guy whose name is on the show doesn’t think highly enough of him to have his twitter feed on his show page.
OTHERS
I thought I’d include some of my favorite twitter media followers in this list as well, just because I think they’re awesome.
  • KC Metro Sports: Whoever runs this account is very good. They read anything they are mentioned in and are very good about responding.
  • Brad Porter – Metro Sports Anchor – A+ One of the reasons Jesus invented Twitter.
  • Mick Shaffer – Metro Sports Anchor – A+++ The other reason Jesus invented Twitter. One of the funniest accounts in the history of the world. (No pressure.)
  • Irrelevant Scott – Mick’s Brother – Not a member of the media, but worthy of a mention because he has one of the most wrong, awesome, jacked up twitter feeds of all time. Follow him.
  • Greg Hall – Media Grump – A A very active member of the Twitter community, he provides a good read on not only sports news, but also the sports media. He’s a great follow and runs a great website.
  • Jason Whitlock – Once and Future Talk Radio King – Still a very influential member of the KC Sports Landscape and still pimping that something is going down #Sept52011
└ Tags: 610, 810, Danny Parkins, Kietzman, Nick Wright, Soren Petro, Sports Radio, Sports Talk, Steven St. John, twitter, Twitter Bomb, whb
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KC All-Star Game Suggestions

by Fake Ned on July 10, 2011 at 8:21 pm
Posted In: Royals

One. Year. Away.

As we mentioned in the previous post, we’re compiling a list of the best ideas on what to do to make the KC All-Star Game in 2012 more unique and amazing as well as spotlight Kansas City for all the richness that we’ve got.

What follows is a currently incomplete list of ideas from the #KCASGIdeas feed on twitter as well as the Google+ Post on Fake Ned’s G+ account.

I’ve removed those ideas that were of a comical nature, and those that simply couldn’t be done with no money. Ideas such as murdering Tim Scott, blowing up the Denny’s and letting Don Denkinger throw out the first pitch, while both comical and cost-prohibitive have also been removed. Those that I couldn’t tell if you were full of shit or not, have been included.

The plan is to keep this list going until Thursday, after the Arizona All-Star Game festivities and work to a list of 10 best ideas. I’ll be happy to formally present them to the Royals – hopefully by the weekend.

CURRENT LIST AS OF 10:00 AM Sunday Night.

  • @FakeNedYost: Tom Watson putts the first pitch
  • @FakeNedYost: No “Friends in Low Places”
  • @FakeNedYost: Paul McCartney sings “Kansas City/Hey, Hey, Hey” at Pregame
  • @CravenMorhead: Burnt Ends Eating Contest
  • @CravenMorhead: Teams wear Negro Leagues Uni’s during HR Derby
  • @GetNickWright: Bring all living Negro League legends in for Fenway-style reunion
  • @FakeNedYost: Buck’s Seat will sit empty
  • @FakeNedYost: Jackie Robinson’s Widow sits in Buck’s Seat
  • @yoohoo42: Bring Rachel Robinson to game to honor Jackie, Buck O’Neill, the Monarchs, and the Negro League Museum. #KCASGIdeas
  • @TopCityRoyal: Use each All-Star’s Home intro music and video/announcer
  • @MicahCornett: #Royals need to highlight the fountains w/ extra lights, display at The K as a #KCASGIdeas
  • @yoohoo42: Bring back the Left Field and Right Field GA seats from back in the day. Avg Joes should be able to watch this game. #KCASGIdeas
  • @yoohoo42: Every KC Jazz Great should be on-hand for the greatest Jazz National Anthem. Pay homage to our heritage. #KCASGIdeas
  • @FakeNedYost:  39th Street Cobras (Or Whatever They’re Called Now) Do portion of pregame show.
  • @mojiepobblecock: #KCASGIdeas BBQ contest /tailgating contest.
  • @FakeNedYost: Arrowhead should be opened to public to watch #ASG on the Video Boards.
  • @yoohoo42: make transportation to game easy for players/media/visitors. MANY Shuttles from downtown.
  • @FakeNedYost: First pitches from Lenny Dawson, Tom Watson, Brett and Bo Jackson
  • @FakeNedYost: Entire Whiteman AFB invited. Stealth Bombers overhead flyover.
  • @yoohoo42: Double-header with afternoon KC Sporting Game…I’m not a soccer fan, but that’s a sweet venue to show the world.
  • @FakeNedYost: Misty Mae Treanor MUST be in the Celebrity Softball Game.
  • @KCKing2: Screw the gold balls in the derby. Charity money for every fountain shot.
  • @Yoohoo42: Have pregame concert at Arrowhead at 4 PM. Avoids major traffic & adds value to A.H. ticket. 100 A.H. fans get free K ticket.
  • @FakeNedYost: BBQ Contest on one of the weekend days. Ala American Royal BBQ Contest. ALL KC BBQ joints to attend.
  • @MonicaDien: The National Anthem on saxophone, paying tribute to the 18th & Vine.
  • @yoohoo42: The Plaza turns on the Christmas lights in the summertime
  • @justacoolchick: Blue water in all of the city fountains.
  • @yoohoo42: Sprint should have the cash to wrap 200 buses & offer free rides from P&L to the K. Good marketing spend.
  • @Detroit_Derek: Hot dog derby replaced by BBQ derby race. Bottles of Gates, Bryants, OK Joes, and Jack Stack. Winner becomes bbq mvp.
  • @robbratney: Arthur Bryant’s/Gates/OK Joe’s get stands around the stadium.
  • @robbratney: Deals on Boulevard Beer Pale Ale and Wheat. Sold in commemorative KC ASG + Boulevard cups
  • @bradkporter: Don Cheadle appears in & narrates video on history of baseball in KC – Monarchs, Blues, A’s, Royals, great players
  • @bradkporter: Paul Rudd, Jason Sudekis, and Rob Riggle do a “tips for tourists” piece. Serious tips with a little comedy.
  • @TweetsByVamosi: everything is in the #Royals cursive script and workout day hats have AL inside the crown like current logo has KC
  • @ronhostetter: The Rainmakers perform “God Bless America” in the 7th
  • @bradkporter: George Wendt, Rockhurst College grad, does a “Welcome to Kansas City – where everybody really DOES know your name.”
  • @GetWrickNight: Have watch parties at Live Strong Sporting Park, Comminity America Ball Park as well as P&L & Arrowhead watch parties!
  • @FakeNedYost: Can have series of concerts at LSP/P&L/Sandstone – help from all local radio stations with artists.
  • +Brad O’Bryhim- I’d like to see us locals get organized with pep rallies around the city, NOT just in P&L. Spread it around to the different districts in the city.
  • +Gavin Fritton – I think introducing the world to the Buck O’Neil Legacy Seat would be great. Find someone of national consequence who should sit there for the game.
  • +Eric Shoemaker – It has been my hope that for the ASG of 2012 in KC, that they bring the history and future of the game in KC to the forefront of people’s minds. The Negro League Museum needs to be a large focus of the weeks events and not an afterthought. A focus on technology and the way that fans are interacting with players, teams and the game is also a must.
  • +Jeremy Lee – We need to get the bus routes up and running from all major locations, downtown, Plaza, Westport, 75th and Warnell. They need to run hours before all events and run every 15 minutes to and from the K.
  • @FakeNedYost: The @MLBFanCave needs to be in Kansas City in 2012. Could be housed in portion of P&L or College Basketball Exp.
If I’ve missed any, throw them in the comments section, on Google+ or Twitter under the #KCASGIdeas hash.
└ Tags: All Star Game, Royals
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If the KC All-Star Game sucks, it’s our own fault

by Fake Ned on July 10, 2011 at 7:56 pm
Posted In: Royals

It's been a long time since it looked like this...

Kansas City’s psyche has been a big topic of conversation on the airwaves the past week.

I started a conversation with @KC_SportsRadio tonight on twitter when he blasted out the following:

@KC_SportsRadio: “I cringe at the thought of KC hosting the All-star game next year. #MinorLeagueBallParkForTheNationToSee”

He went on to call a Kansas City All-Star Game “Omaha 2.0″

I’ve followed @KC_SportsRadio for a number of months and I was curious as why so suddenly he was claiming our All Star Game would suck.

Kauffman Stadium is an amazing stadium – and only one-half of the Truman Sports Complex. Sure, there are other and probably better ideas out there, downtown, etc. But for 2012, we’ve still got an amazing venue to spotlight what’s great about Kansas City. To just piss, groan and assume it’s going to be horseshit is shameful.

My theory is that with well over a year before our All-Star Game, if it’s within jeopardy of being a laughing stock or “sucking” then it’s nobody’s fault but our own.

No, we can’t do anything about I-70 outside the Centerfield wall, or the Denny’s or the Vatterott College. But so what? What ideas has HE put forth? What ideas have ANY of us put forth?

Well, let’s document those ideas. With no expectation of reward. Let’s do this for Kansas City. So, the next post will be a list of ideas what we’ll formalize and vote on on Wednesday after we have seen how Arizona has done.

If the All-Star Game in Kansas City sucks, we’ll have only ourselves to blame.

└ Tags: All Star Game, Royals
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KC Sports Radio… One Month Later…

by Fake Ned on July 7, 2011 at 9:21 pm
Posted In: Journalism, Sports Radio

It started… as more than a few decisions in my life have started… with a few too many drinks…

It was one month ago today when, I felt, Kansas City Sports Radio had hit rock bottom.  It had been a gradual, but steady decline. Shows added an extra ad spot or two at the top of the hour. Lineups shuffled, new talent was hired. Advertising segments became regular and recurring segments.

Par. Birdie. Birdie. Birdie.

I found myself listening, as I dutifully did daily, to the 810 Sports lineup, occasionally flipping over to newcomer Danny Parkins and Nick Wright.  I had had it. On June 7, I listened to Soren Petro circle jerk with his buddies for an entire hour while I pounded him on twitter about things that were more entertaining than Sports Radio. Immediately following, I listened to Kevin “Don’t call me Don Fortune” Kietzman try to sell me grills, cookies, soccer tickets and binoculars all without, it seemed, taking his first actual commercial break.

I had a moment of clarity that I was pissing away my time listening to garbage.

That night, after several drinks, I penned my Open Letter to Kevin outlining several specific instances where I felt the quality of his program was lacking.

It was a Jerry Maguire moment. An honest, heartfelt, letter stating what I believed to be true. Like Tom Cruise’s character in the movie, his mission statement was to simplify his organization.  My mission statement was also clear:

Produce less-shitty, less ad-saturated radio. Be more creative and try harder.

I could not anticipate the shockwave it sent through local radio.

#RadioWars Opening Salvo

The Open Letter was picked up by several local blogs. It clearly struck a nerve with other listeners. It was also addressed personally by Mr. Kietzman, sort of. Within hours, the competition at 610 had caught wind of it and made an effort to capitalize.

Ratings came out days later showing a seismic shift in the ratings landscape in KC Sports Radio. And then the #RadioWars hashtag on Twitter began to chronicle sniping between the two stations.  Even Jason Whitlock, the once (and future) King of Sports Media in Kansas City stuck his nose in from a NyQuil induced stupor in Los Angeles.

All of which begged the original mission statement of my Open Letter… produce less-shitty radio.

Well, today, it happened.

The original target of the letter was Kevin. Until today, he seemed to be the one who was paying attention to the #RadioWars the least.  But today, he accomplished less-shitty radio.  He interviewed an author who is a former Kansas Citian who wrote a scathing indictment of the sports landscape in his former home town.  Kevin, like he did with my Open Letter, took one auxilliary point in the article and absolutely dissected it, filleted it and left him nearly in tears.  It was vintage Kietzman and harkened back to what Between the Lines was before the Cookie Diet and the Grilling Segment and What’s Up Leabo segments.

I found myself sitting in my driveway listening to the last 10 minutes – mouth agape.

It accomplished the mission.

Does this change anything? Not really. The hour before, he had a rambling Jim Colbert talk for 30 minutes about the type of grass grown at Colbert Hills.  It was self-serving and exhausting.

But there was a gleam, men.

It was exciting to listen to and made me long for that type of Sports Talk all the time.

Moving forward, I shall continue to encourage the medium that I love to work harder, be more creative and simply make better radio.

But today was a good start.

└ Tags: 610, 810, Danny Parkins, Jason Whitlock, Kietzman, Nick Wright, Sports Radio, Sports Talk, whb
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Why.

by Fake Ned on July 6, 2011 at 6:50 am
Posted In: Royals, Stupid

We’ve reached that point in nearly every Royals season in the past 15 years where it’s over. It seems like it came later this year than in years past, but it really hasn’t. It seems like we were in it a little bit longer than years past, but we weren’t. It seems like my faith wouldn’t be tested until later in the year, but it was.

Why do I continue to love this team? Is it love? It is codependency? It is faith? Is it stupid?

You’re all familiar with the unending paradox of Lucy and the football. Charlie Brown continually charges at a football that Lucy continually pulls away at the last possibly moment, only to talk Charlie Brown into repeating the process endlessly.

Yeah. That’s where I am right now.

So, it is times like these that I have my yearly crisis of faith. It was made no less easy by classic rants by Steven St. John and Soren Petro on the radio yesterday as well as Nick Wright beginning his show wondering aloud why we still care.

Why do I care? I’m not sure I can put it into words, but I’ll try.

  • I care because of my 8-year old boy, who has never seen a winning Royals season. He deserves to see one and I somehow think that if I maintain my fan-ship, that it will help. He’s never experienced a night like the night of Game 7 and I want him to experience it just once in his life.
  • It’s because he still has his Zack Greinke Fathead on the wall and has forbidden me to take it down.
  • It’s because of the way I feel when I walk into Kauffman Stadium. It’s an unexplainable feeling that surrounds me as I walk in that park.
  • It’s because I look good in blue.
  • It’s because when I was 12, my cousin and I basically lived at the park an entire summer. We brought fishing nets and begged players for baseballs and walked away with over a hundred balls that summer.
  • It’s because the beer tastes colder at the K.
  • It’s because when I was 13, I skipped school to sleep overnight for Opening Day GA tickets, and then called Q-104 that morning to tell my classmates that if they weren’t there, they were all “suckers.” (Which my principal happened to hear.)
  • It’s because I went to games with my Dad and he was given the Buck O’Neil award this year.
  • It’s because I hate the Yankees and all that they stand for.
  • Yes, it’s because Cris Chambliss made me cry when I was 5.
  • It’s because Fake Ned has tapped into a pocket of optimism about this team, blind as it might be, that is refreshing and pure. Scotch-soaked though it may be.

Does this all mean that I give the team a pass on little things like Kyle Davies and Jarrod Dyson and Balks and Tim Scott and Friends in Low Places and geese and dropped fly balls and stupid trades and comically inept play? No. It doesn’t. It pains me to see the miserable failings of this team, but that doesn’t mean that I can’t stop charging when I see Lucy holding that football. Bleeding Royal blue isn’t an option for me, it’s an un-healable wound.

How long? All your life Charlie Brown. All your life.

└ Tags: 610, 810, Charlie Brown, Kauffman Stadium, Nick Wright, Royals, Soren Petro, Steven St. John
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