Goddamnit. What a horrible year we’ve had. This town needs something to get excited about.

We’re done with 2012. Done. This is a new year. Kansas City sports fans need to turn the page. Get 2013 started off right.

Let’s throw a party.

How about the day before Pitchers and Catchers report to Spring Training?  That’d be Sunday, February 10th. 4:00 okay with you?

Let’s invite 250 of our close, personal friends.

But we’ll need something to entertain them.  They’re baseball fans, right? Yup.  I’ve got just the thing… Something that Royals fans can relate to AND get them pumped up for 2013…

Well… tell ya what… how about we throw the biggest goddamned party in town AND throw in a bunch of surprises.  How about $5 a person. Will that work?

And how about THE greatest baseball comedy of all time. MAJOR LEAGUE.

Food specials and a full bar will be available. Plus all the movie favorites like popcorn, soda and all that stuff.

Food, drinks and shenanigans start at 4:00. Movie starts at 5:00.

This event is sponsored by @TheFakeNed, @TheBallgameKC, @KCBaseballVault, @EKOHNetwork and most of all your friends, right here @RamblingMorons.

All those accounts are worth a follow.  You can call for tickets now.

Call the Screenland Armour (North KC, right off I-35) 816-421-9700 to order your tickets. Box office is open right now.

Tell 10 friends. Have them tell 10 friends. It’s going to be a night to remember.  You better make it out. Don’t give me any of that Ole bullshit.

 

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